Where the hell am I?! I was promised pizza!

Heya, [NAME REDACTED], how's shit been for ya? I haven't posted anything on my page for a while, but I'm getting back into the swing. Hope everything's fine as wine in summertime.

wereallcompleteidiots

You better post more stuff. All I’ve been doing is sitting here.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

niknak79:

Revenge is sweet

I may need to remember this.

mutisija:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

hey, look what i found

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

supersugoiautism:

redsrumble:

Did this exist yet

oo

now it does

tylersthings:

ticklishsocks:

tylersthings:

ticklishsocks:

accept ur new lord & master

bow before me

I A M T H E M A Y O R

O N Y O U R K N E E S

P E A S A N T S

zferolie:

An accurate depiction of what happened at E3